Ask Around - There is always someone who knows about strippers. Find out which of your friends has spent too many singles lately and find out what they know. Be warned, strip clubs change personnel rapidly. A club that had the best strippers last year could be struggling now. The same is true for home stripper services.

Be Demanding On The Phone - The time to negotiate is on the phone. When the stripper already arrived and forty of your drunk friends are inside you will not be able to negotiate. The time to negotiate is when you are speaking on the phone and trying to arrange for a stripper. At this stage if they don't agree to your proposal you can always call another place.

See Pictures - It is not a bad idea to look at what you are ordering. It might require a visit to the stripper's agency, but it might be worth it.

Get Something In Writing - An written agreement is all you will have if the stripper doesn't arrive, is four hours late, or doesn't perform.

Don't throw money at the stripper - Throwing money at the stripper is a waste. Try these:

Lap Dances Should Be Done In Private - That way you can lie about what happened. After all, who wants to say that you wasted money and all you got was a quick feel. It is much better to tell your friends some good stories the next day.